I Swear On Teletubbies……

 

Ain’t my words, nor, ever I opined,

That, lands who nurture terrorism,

Lose sovereignty, virginity, borders,  

Who knew? Canada be next in line!

Think Logically, Separatists……

 

Let’s say today, Canadian & US Govt. decide to back Khalistani Terror Separatist movement (hereinafter referred to as K-Army), and all swear on Teletubbies & M&Ms, to carve out Land from India and give that to the K-Army. Let’s imagine six best case hypothetical scenarios, but, could that even be logically implemented?

When Our Relationships Only Were Pretentious……

 

What glued societies within/beyond borders?

Ne’er love, but, only stake; came via disorders!

Leaders who ne’er flourished their own lands,

Took internal conflicts, beyond seas & sands!

Diplomacy mostly all talks, meetings, & dine,

On A Lighter Note, Maybe, I’m Lucky For Mr. Trump!

 

Winning, No Winning in the Elections, doesn’t matter! Making a Point, matters!

In 2015, I went to US at the end of the year -> Mr. Trump won.

In 2019, I was supposed to go at the end of year, but my plans got cancelled -> lost.

In 2024, I went on a short trip recently. Now, Mr. Trump is gaining momentum.

On a lighter note, maybe, I’m lucky for Mr. Trump!

NOW, coming back to the serious question. If Mr. Trump wins, he would’ve to fulfill the Century’s Greatest Promise made to MAGA, the slow process of: Deglobalization -> Dedollarization -> Decentralization. Would MAGA agree or disagree on this, the ball is on the MAGA’s court, of course, which in any case; winning or not, now both sides would’ve to fulfill this promise, seeing the level of division.

After all, you all wanted -> CVs, Credentials, Activism, Certifications, of World. And all your Wishes came true!

Love,

The Unknown Poet!😊

© Pranav Chaturvedi 2024

The Reason Why Indian Media Would Never Publish Me!

 

Despite being the First Human Poet on this Planet to write hundreds of poetries in the last decade and a half on Robots, AI & indispensable induction of Species Another; Indian Media would Never Publish Me for TWO Simple Reasons:

• 1.      Order of Mandatory (Not Directory) ‘Representation’;

• 2.      Academic-Financial Complexes (AFIC).

And indeed, once upon a time, only USA in the World, used to honor paradigm/model of -> inklings + tastes + mindset + bloodlines. Alas, that paradigm/model also vanished there, and no-more exist!

Double Whammy!

But, in the end, we all end up chanting the hymns of Species Another! 😊

© Pranav Chaturvedi 2024

When The Entire Media Was Against Mr. Johnson……

 

When the entire media was publishing: ‘Is it the end of Mr. Boris Johnson’s Political Career?’ I wrote that, no, it’s just momentary turbulence, as the Critics Laundering Program is working round the clock around World, targeting certain specific leaders in the last 10-12 years; and Mr. Johnson may return back. Today, the same thing, Media is publishing / discussing: ‘Is Mr. Boris Johnson answer to the Conservative’s revival?’

Thus, I’ve something to say to the laundered critics, and please listen to me, considering me as an unknown humble Poet, and this is my hypothesis:

How DEI Was Misinterpreted BY Everyone!

 

What is DEI? A simple explanation:

There’s an empty Fruit Basket. The Left said, fill this Basket with Different Fruits. The Right contended that, this basket should only be filled by either Apples or Oranges or preferably ONE Fruit only, especially G.I. Certified. The Centrists’ came and opined that, this Fruit Basket shalt only be filled by Fresh Quality G.I. Certified ‘Different’ Fruits. The Right agreed with the Centrists that, as the Fresh G.I. Certified Different Fruits were acceptable to them. The Left said, so what if a Fruit is not Originated, not indicating its Geographical Indication; put those Fruits also in the Basket which are Not G.I. Certified. The Right didn’t accept this. Centrists sided with Right, as Centrists did a lot of investments in DEI, so they wanted a good ROI. Companies like Blackrock accepted this Centrists + Right formula, to put Different Fruits under DEI of those who’ve G.I. Certification. This made Left to oppose both Right & Centrists.

Alas, at the end of the day, DEI ended! BECAUSE, the Left didn’t know what random Fruits they were putting in the Basket. The Right didn’t know that the Geographical Certification was all bought, manipulated, and overrated. And the Centrists got their work done in any case, remaining on the good books of everyone!

No one calculated or asked this question that:

this empty Fruit Basket would be arranged for whom? No one calculated or asked this question that: people with Acid Reflux can’t eat citric fruits like Oranges; those who’ve Diabetes would prefer Black Current over Apples or Oranges or Grapes; and so on, with different permutations and combinations, this empty Fruit Basket ought to have been arranged.

Alas, that didn’t happen! ☹

© Pranav Chaturvedi 2024