On A Lighter Note, Maybe, I’m Lucky For Mr. Trump!

 

Winning, No Winning in the Elections, doesn’t matter! Making a Point, matters!

In 2015, I went to US at the end of the year -> Mr. Trump won.

In 2019, I was supposed to go at the end of year, but my plans got cancelled -> lost.

In 2024, I went on a short trip recently. Now, Mr. Trump is gaining momentum.

On a lighter note, maybe, I’m lucky for Mr. Trump!

NOW, coming back to the serious question. If Mr. Trump wins, he would’ve to fulfill the Century’s Greatest Promise made to MAGA, the slow process of: Deglobalization -> Dedollarization -> Decentralization. Would MAGA agree or disagree on this, the ball is on the MAGA’s court, of course, which in any case; winning or not, now both sides would’ve to fulfill this promise, seeing the level of division.

After all, you all wanted -> CVs, Credentials, Activism, Certifications, of World. And all your Wishes came true!

Love,

The Unknown Poet!😊

© Pranav Chaturvedi 2024

The Reason Why Indian Media Would Never Publish Me!

 

Despite being the First Human Poet on this Planet to write hundreds of poetries in the last decade and a half on Robots, AI & indispensable induction of Species Another; Indian Media would Never Publish Me for TWO Simple Reasons:

• 1.      Order of Mandatory (Not Directory) ‘Representation’;

• 2.      Academic-Financial Complexes (AFIC).

And indeed, once upon a time, only USA in the World, used to honor paradigm/model of -> inklings + tastes + mindset + bloodlines. Alas, that paradigm/model also vanished there, and no-more exist!

Double Whammy!

But, in the end, we all end up chanting the hymns of Species Another! 😊

© Pranav Chaturvedi 2024

When The Entire Media Was Against Mr. Johnson……

 

When the entire media was publishing: ‘Is it the end of Mr. Boris Johnson’s Political Career?’ I wrote that, no, it’s just momentary turbulence, as the Critics Laundering Program is working round the clock around World, targeting certain specific leaders in the last 10-12 years; and Mr. Johnson may return back. Today, the same thing, Media is publishing / discussing: ‘Is Mr. Boris Johnson answer to the Conservative’s revival?’

Thus, I’ve something to say to the laundered critics, and please listen to me, considering me as an unknown humble Poet, and this is my hypothesis:

How DEI Was Misinterpreted BY Everyone!

 

What is DEI? A simple explanation:

There’s an empty Fruit Basket. The Left said, fill this Basket with Different Fruits. The Right contended that, this basket should only be filled by either Apples or Oranges or preferably ONE Fruit only, especially G.I. Certified. The Centrists’ came and opined that, this Fruit Basket shalt only be filled by Fresh Quality G.I. Certified ‘Different’ Fruits. The Right agreed with the Centrists that, as the Fresh G.I. Certified Different Fruits were acceptable to them. The Left said, so what if a Fruit is not Originated, not indicating its Geographical Indication; put those Fruits also in the Basket which are Not G.I. Certified. The Right didn’t accept this. Centrists sided with Right, as Centrists did a lot of investments in DEI, so they wanted a good ROI. Companies like Blackrock accepted this Centrists + Right formula, to put Different Fruits under DEI of those who’ve G.I. Certification. This made Left to oppose both Right & Centrists.

Alas, at the end of the day, DEI ended! BECAUSE, the Left didn’t know what random Fruits they were putting in the Basket. The Right didn’t know that the Geographical Certification was all bought, manipulated, and overrated. And the Centrists got their work done in any case, remaining on the good books of everyone!

No one calculated or asked this question that:

this empty Fruit Basket would be arranged for whom? No one calculated or asked this question that: people with Acid Reflux can’t eat citric fruits like Oranges; those who’ve Diabetes would prefer Black Current over Apples or Oranges or Grapes; and so on, with different permutations and combinations, this empty Fruit Basket ought to have been arranged.

Alas, that didn’t happen! ☹

© Pranav Chaturvedi 2024

Would Saudi Arabia’s Game Diplomacy Work?

 

You want the country to be glued to TV 24/7, discussing Score Cards, Gambling & Betting! Well, that didn’t pay well to South Americans, wherein, the nations who once enjoyed the Oil Money, ended up discussing Football, God-Messi, GOATs of Sports, and Beach Volleyball. No more. No less! Same goes for UK as well. In Asia, one nation can’t stand another, but no matter how much the nation Poor is, they would leave every work to watch the game of Cricket entire day, wherein sportsmen consider themselves as Gods of Egypt. South-America shuts its own borders’ for one another, but, one, as well as two balls, always unite them. In Africa, you require a travel visa to visit each nation, YET, Rappers, Reggae, Magic, Marley, & USA for Africa, always unite them. Alas, none of them paid well. Because, diplomacy built on ‘Entertainment’ would never pay, except to the producers, artists, players, and organizers.

This Is How I Can Explain One Of My Theory……

 

I’ll give you two examples.

Take this first example. In the 2001 Bollywood movie, RHTDM, two protagonists, arch nemesis of each other, in a heated conversation, one asks another, I’ve heard after completing engineering, you’re going to US; for what, maybe accomplishing brooming quest! The other one replies, what I would be doing in US, you would be doing the same thing after completing engineering, in India; the difference is, atleast I would be earning in Dollars. This AFIC (academic financial inferiority complexes was present not only in 2001, but since inception).

Think From Lens Of The Humble Poet……

 

Think once from the lens of the humble Poet,

Who Wrote hymns of another Species offspring;

The scent, both fresh & foul, must have taken,

Been hiding in the concrete hut amidst noises.

Bygone tales, be it holy, invented or imaginary,

A Letter To The Dearest CNNi -> I’ve a Solution For This……!

 

Image Credit: CNNi

One needs to understand that more than the Great American Dream, whether legal or illegal, they’re going there for the Strong Currency Conversion Dream; as, once anyone reaches there, they commence old habits, whether -> Separatist Movement, Or Critics Laundering, or Activism, or again, organizing their own small pockets of Social Groups viz. of -> Tamil, or Telugu, or Malayali, or Gujarati, or Punjabi, or Sikhs, or Hindi Belt, or Bengali, or Marathi, or Islam, and I don’t know how many more; and then, keep writing questions and answers, both asked & written by themselves; including what the Current Columnist(s) is/are doing, and publishing this article on CNNi.