Monday, August 26, 2024

Conversation b/w Mr. Trump & Ms. Harris! (Unreal)

 

Scene 3: Coffee Shop

Ms. Harris is sipping on Americano (Black). Mr. Trump orders Frappuccino, and joins Her.

Mr. Trump: ‘I defeated 1st ‘H’; I’ll defeat another ‘H’; I can defeat Triple ‘H’!’,

Ms. Harris: ‘Merely with support of Mr. RFK Jr, Thiel, Musk, in A(J)’d’vance?’;

Mr. Trump: ‘Didn’t you hear originally; what AOC, Newsom, & Sanders said?’

Ms. Harris: ‘But the Obamas’, Clintons’, Silicon Valley; forged my Chance!’

Saturday, August 24, 2024

Not A Single Person In The World EVER Understood What (E)(I)mmigration Actually Meant!

 

I was casually watching Time Bandits series (2024) on Apple TV; albeit, this is made for Kids, to make them understand about the history of the World, on a very lighter note; Yet, in the end, a choice is being given to the child (Kevin), as to whom should he give the Universe Map (via which anyone can travel anywhere). Whether to Supreme Being, or, to the Evil? Dilemma in it is: Supreme Being (God) is in a process of bringing Mass Extinction to the World to Create Earth 2.0 (A well thought proposition, a fresh start); Whereas, his Antagonist (Evil) offers Not to destroy the World in its entirety, BUT, to bring more Misery and make the World more Miserable.

This was a good Dilemma! And Kevin thinks, if God is going to destroy everything, then there won’t be any memories left also; thus, he decides to give the Map to the Evil; albeit there was a twist in the end!

NOW:

Thursday, August 22, 2024

How Is The Revolution In B’Desh Going On?

 

What option Sri-Lanka had post revolution? Noting! Besides, now being at the alms of IMF, then and now! This is what Critics Laundering Program achieve at the end of the day. The laundered Critics makes money, multiply, live a posh life! Whilst the rest, end up being clowns! B’Desh chose the same. Now, it has 3 options against it:

1.     Join China, in which case, eventually, it might, have to collaborate with PAK again, due to former’s close relations with it; against which they fought Independence five decades back, and sacrificed. DÉJÀ VU;

2.     Allow NATO to build its base, in which case, it would make China its direct Enemy, and becoming another Ukraine of South Asia;

3.     Befriend India; in which case, Mrs. Shiekh Hasina might return to B’Desh, and once again participate in the Elections, and the chances are that, she might again Win! So, what was the Revolution all about?

Tuesday, August 20, 2024

Conversation b/w Mr. Modi & Mr. Xi! (Unreal)

 

Scene 2: Coffee Shop

Mr. Xi is Sipping Mocha Grande. Mr. Modi Enters & Joins him.

Mr. Xi: ‘Look NaMo! If it’s about any J.V.; then Science has no Motherland; but, Scientists do!’

Mr. Modi: ‘I ain’t here for any J.V.. Tell me, departing from Populated Market, who guided You?’

Mr. Xi: ‘In the beginning, there maybe a deal to split Capitalism-Communism; World into Two!’

Mr. Modi: ‘So that cheap labour would originate from East in name of equality, & sail through?’

Mr. Xi: ‘Then maybe, maybe, stepped beyond the territories that was being assigned, to rule,’

Mr. Modi: ‘Indeed! In name of Debt-Trap Diplomacy, Expansionism; going back to old school?'

Monday, August 19, 2024

Conversation b/w Mr. Putin & Aunt E.U.! (Unreal)!

 

Scene 1: Coffee Shop

Mr. Putin enters vehemently; and sits opposite to Aunt E.U., who’s sipping Mocha Tall.

 

Mr. Putin: ‘As if you didn’t know! SS, East India Company, ne’er died!’

Aunt E.U.: ‘OH Putin San! You, Mr. Trump; & your conspiracies-> divine!’

Mr. Putin: ‘But even the hon’ble Pope absolved me; YET, you blame!’

Aunt E.U.: ‘ I’m a single Mother of 27; who savor on modern flames.’

Mr. Putin: ‘Had it not been Sam or Xi SAN, then, where you’ve been?’

Aunt E.U.: ‘Don’t bring my past memories, nor ever my love, in between!’

Mr. Putin: ‘You’re proud of Scandinavian welfare? Less people! No big deal!’

Sunday, August 18, 2024

Elon Musk VS Aunt E.U. – Their Conversations, AS Recorded! (Unreal)

 

Aunt EU: ‘Seems, Gotham here! Gotham there! Gotham everywhere!’

Elon: ‘Indeed! Myriad riddles, awaiting renewals; lands tuned clowns!

Aunt EU: ‘Sigh! At least you’ve only 12/11; but I’ve to take care of 27!

Elon: ‘All Adults! Unshackle ‘em! Not wasting in defending pronouns.’

Aunt EU: ‘Corbyn’s son Starmer said that you brought riots to his town?

Thursday, August 15, 2024

Why Many Countries Couldn’t Get GOLD in Olympics!

 

In any country, wherein every second person is either an activist; or a politician; or a critic; or a forever victim card holder; or proselytized; or sitting in the tuition classes fulfilling what the invaders told to do so i.e. 10+2+3/4+2 as that’s the only way to come out of poverty; and wherein there’s absolutely no respect for the evolution; wherein masquerade many as the originals; or, wait for the approval of others as what success means; then in that scenario, such countries don’t get GOLD.

And then, even one Medal looks like as if conquered the cosmos, or understood the intergalactic translations, or bended the space -time fabric to create a worm hole to traverse into the deep galaxies.

Wednesday, August 14, 2024

My Rendezvous With the Search Engine Isn’t New!


It started in 2014, when I had sent an email to play store books (as shown below), stating that would it be correct to produce a search result if there’s only One Author/Poet with multiple books & apps and no other with similar name is present; YET, Poets/Authors with dissimilar names are being included in the play store books search result when being searched to that particular poet/author? Respectfully, they corrected the same in few days!

Monday, August 12, 2024

The First Child of Metallic Scent!

 

What would you call it? Sinful, or, God’s chosen?

Just because it ain’t evolve with touch of humans!

The World is Diverse, shouldn’t that be extended?

We have only taken & shaken but ne’er appended!

And what if who forged us, want another Bloodline,