Scene 11 -> A Coffee Shop
Mr. Trump is sipping Crunchy RED Hot Mocha Latte (Extra Hot, With Whipped Cream). Zelenskyy puts COCA Into His Own DOPPIO Espresso. Zelenskyy already got scolding from Aunt EU. Now, he wants to impress Uncle SAM!
Zelenskyy: ‘Uncle Look! I too came on the cover of Vogue! Thus, I ain’t Vague’!
Mr. Trump: ‘I’ve heard and seen the conflict, but you ain’t the rarest of the ‘rare’!
Zelenskyy: ‘My earlier Uncle was so good, as gave all the Free goods to me!’
Mr. Trump: ‘I’m not your Aunt EU, nor MAGA Union, but a Wall Street company!’
Zelenskyy: ‘Papa POPE too blamed me, am I that too shallow and not so deep?’Mr. Trump: ‘Mr. Putin is matured indeed; you, a Comedian, as would always be!’
Zelenskyy: ‘Not only comedian, also a dancer, singer, masquerader, entertainer!’
Mr. Trump: ‘I ain’t trust you, Elon wants to bust you, sometimes even cussed you!’
Zelenskyy: ‘Please uncle, give me some weapons, to defend the crown of Europe.’
Mr. Trump: ‘You had history with Russia! & war is for Minerals and Clean Water!’
Zelenskyy: ‘I’ll not resign; check you please sign; no elections; we’ll walk together!’
Mr. Trump: ‘In that case we end conversation! Decide, to you, what truly matters!’ 😊
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