Lessons perused in this Season!

So, what Lessons we have perused in this Election Season and in the Last Few Months:

ü  Twitter valuation should be $70 a share. Lot of truth, from any individual’s persona to character gets unfolded in the public domain.

ü  Measure of Impotency or Sexual activeness is imperative for success in career.

ü  Some people are as strong and hard in their 60s as they were in their Teens.

ü  Whose wife is it anyway?

ü  I would always be my Daddy’s girl. So, don't pretend!

ü  OH! So you are honest. Must be Whimsical & Looser!

ü  He came with a good conduct but then it got diluted.

ü  Hey Lokpal was my baby. Did everyone forget me?

ü  We ‘still’ suffer from ‘Indian Born American/British’ inferiority complex syndrome.

ü  Tylon is more appreciable than Oogway.

ü  We only Re-Tweet or Like either Blarneying or Yo Momma tweets.

ü  The Degree course ‘Masters in Wisdom’ has been De-recognized by UGC and AICTE. The Students enrolled in the said course are now doomed.

We Search for 'ONE' Document to turn Depraved into Moral and 'ONE' Document to Crucify an Honest.

The Last Lesson I have recited so many times that I succeeded in embedding it into my DNA.