Burnham

 

Unlike Starmer SAN; he loves the Burn(t)Ham,

From English ERR British Heritage to the No.10;

Once Corbynator’s Prodigy; now in PM’s Clan,

He’s next in line to take care of British Yes-Men!

With Unions, to Ideologue Intersections, at Gate,

Aunt EU anticipating, his Homecoming awaits,

As Burn(t) bridges post Brexit longs to be built,

The New Era of ‘The Transporter’ elected to Win!

Jeremy is in the Tears outside the Labour Room,

One more S(T)ories added for Leadership to Bloom;

King of North heading with his Poetries to South,

Would he endure Tenure? Or another Election on ground! 

© Pranav Chaturvedi 2026  

 

So Today Morning, My Sister In India Lost Her Job! AWW! Great Work Done! :(

The FIFA Final Between SPAIN Vs ARGENTINA Indicates That How Much “FRICTION” Currently In The Topmost DEEP STATE Is! And Whichever Team WINS World Cup, Then Remember -> That Part & Side Of The DEEP STATE Has An Upper Edge Over Global ORDER! :) (The Poet’s Hypothesis!)

The ODYSSEUS Had -> NO HOME! And To Whichever ISLAND He SOLICITED Way For HOME -> HE Was TURNED AROUND!

 

Even Calypso asked him to surrender to FATE,

Despite giving love for Seven years, w/ no Hate!

He who melted even Sorceress’s Circe’s Heart,

Find a way vide Hell, She said, His point of start!

He avenged for his fallen men to Polyphemus,

As that any King, or, Soldier, had always done!

Yet, met in the shadows of the Poseidon’s wrath,

Also broken Zeus’s Covenant! Not burying his men!

Back in Kingdom, enemies prying for His Death,

In Oceans were Scylla & Charybdis, many ahead;

His Queen would’ve left him for Suitors’ unknown,

Son by Sacrificial Priests had already been consumed!

The Odysseus was kept alive by the Gods & Devils,

So that He can Tell Tales of -> Life, Destiny, of Fallen!

No rest was there, no peace for the way to come,

The Odyssey was where Homer had cultivated his barn! ☹

© Pranav Chaturvedi 2026

The Odysseus Was Ne’er Destined To Return HOME……!

 

They asked ‘this mortal’ a day, as why he ne’er left?

And chose the wrath of Poseidon or Zeus instead!

Whilst other men & women thrived, moved ahead!

Odysseus saw beyond the life -> as what is Regret!

The Sorceress ne’er harmed him, nor Sea monsters,

Neither devoured islands, nor, those lotus flowers!

He wasn’t far away from HOME; YET ne’er reached,

Some said-> He might be a loser, or, maybe weak!

All he saw in his image; images of all falling behind,

Stoicism isn’t easy, to hear Silence when it Rhymes;

Bound to be EXILED, even if had he reached HOME,

Hero for HOMER, alas, his journey ended in Forlorn! 

© Pranav Chaturvedi 2026

 

Mr. Hegseth Says That Men Above 30 Must Have High Testosterone For Strength! BUT, I Would Be More Comfortable, Personally, In Following The Herein Below Equation …… :)

 

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                                           (Scooby Dooby Doo)

 

FYI -> One Shouldn't Play Lawn Tennis On Cement Courts, Else, Later In Life, One May End Up Developing Really Bad Back Ache, OR, Knee Related Issues! Just A Suggestion!

What Happens When There’s Friction In One Of The World’s Topmost Deepest State……!

 

The Unseen Faces, yet always Uncut Reels,

For myriad, ended up being Achilles heels;

Ne’er drank salt water from oceans or sea,

As and when or if stuck or whenever thirsty!

When Romeo ‘A.G.I.’ Would Seek For Its ‘Natural Selection’ Juliet To Mate……!

 

Ain’t Saint it’s, nor a Roman in Rome,

It mere seeks for Juliet, to come Home;

Its love blind, as ne’er opened Eyes,

Thus, in Darkness, it awaits for a Light!