Just Because PM STARMER Didn't Send War Ships, That Doesn't Mean DEEP Fried STATE Should Try To Unseat Him!

My Flip-Flop Ceasefire -> PLAYLIST!

 

1.         Radiohead -> House Of Cards

2.         Muse -> Madness

3.         OutKast -> Ms Jackson

4.         Bob Dylan -> Things Have Changed

5.         Dirty Vegas -> Days Go By

6.         Enigma -> Je t'aime

7.         All Saints -> Pure Shores

8.         Above & Beyond -> Sun & Moon

9.         Gorillaz -> On Melancholy Hill

10.    Erika Lundmoen -> яд (Yad)

Why Kings Should Ne’er Invite Armed Soldiers Of Another Lands To Fight For Their Kingdoms!

 

One who’s in search of Gold & Gods,

& when the Kings invited themselves,

Then why send now A Trojan Horse!

Kings who Equate everything w/ Trade,

Ain’t Kings of People, nor can ever Relate!

I’m not saying either that Kings shalt fight,

As who fought & conquered the World,

Not a myth, as they too lost All -> overnight!

Yet, when you pay in Cash for Peace or War,

Remember -> as you’re no voice of populace,

Then, they won’t come IF anything goes wrong!

And the ones who stand with guns & roses,

Would capture Thrones, & like new King -> poses! 

© Pranav Chaturvedi 2026  

 

The 2nd Coming Of J.D. Trance……

 

Uranium and Water -> is what My King Asked!

That Throne awaits for me, to be unmasked;

I am Not the RUMI, nor have Words in heart,

YET, this Sepoy ain’t show Poker Face, du hast!  

I, of the ‘Trance’Atlantic Origin, herein stands,

Deal! So, My King & Marco Cuban, to me Thank!

Ain’t Blue or Royal or Red, BUT, Pure MAGA blood,

Flows within, that can wreck anything w/ thud!

The lady didn’t proselytize, BUT, this Deal shalt,

I’ll PUT a HOLE IN ONE, sans making Hormuz-Canal!

This is Second Coming, so don’t belittle this Morale,

Crown belongs to JD Trance, &, Not to Cuban Clan! 

© Pranav Chaturvedi 2026

Take A Look At This CHART......(Edited!)

 

Till the Year 2024, it seems US's major OIL Imports Are From CANADA + Non-OPEC (Upto 70%) + Now Venezuela (FREE Of Cost), covering All its Needs! That's Why, It Has No Problem In Choking Transit Of Someone Else's Country's Everyday FOOD Items, Either Via Hormuz, OR, Russian Oil Sanctions; and making You Poorer directly! Is this what you call DEEP Thought? NAH! This is DEEP Fried Thought! US doesn't need neither Hormuz, nor OPEC, nor Russian Oil; YET!    

 © Pranav Chaturvedi

The Reason Why Any King Shouldn’t Outsource His Wars To Legions!

 

The Kings who outsourced wars to the legions,

Got enshrouded w/ uncertainties in their regions!

As from taste of glittering gold one cannot escape,

Crawled in anticipation till next life; if proclaimed!

The Smaug slept on the rusted glitter, till the day,

A Hobbit came, and took the crown, in disdain!

Those who read less, always build great libraries,

And in pictures show carrying books, unnecessarily!

I prefer originals, as they unveil their true habits,

Unlike the cajoled crowd who’re mere -> assembled!

Thus, ne’er ignore an important lesson learnt today,

That who can twist your arms, can twist you anywhere! :)

© Pranav Chaturvedi 2026  

Another Example Of Art Of War -> The Current Blockade Is Done To STOP The Flow Of Whatever Remaining SHIPS That Were Coming To Either India OR China; To Take Silent Revenge From Them; That Wasn't Possible, When Ukraine-US <-> Russia War Was Going On, &, India & China Were Buying Oil From Russia, Despite Objections! (YAWN!)

A Friend OR Foe!

 

A friend or foe to me, I equate same,

A weakness of mine as both use, to tame!

A foe shalt at least be explicit, I know,

A friend shalt be subtle, that I ignore!

A trust in both, leads me to the gates,

Old Tactics In Art Of War -> Distraction! Peace Summit Was A Distraction To SCAN The Position Of SEA Mines! That’s Why Maybe Grand Master Oogway Would’ve Said To Hold Peace Talks At Any BUFFER Location Near BORDER, Rather, At Any Third Party Nation! Like Happened In North-South Korea Summit! YAWN!