Infantino <-> Tarantino!

 

Once FIFA’s Tarantino, now abridged to FIFA’s Infant,

Our Aunt EU’s Mamma’s Boy, is Uncle SAM’s Friend;

He too developed a Daddy T’s issues, when Abroad,

English aligning w/ French & Spanish? Who Thought!

They say He sold Bread & Circus to Western Friends,

Even HQ in Neutral Nation, taking sides, in Dissent!

But Uncle SAM is trying his level best for FIFA’s Sell,

So that Football too can wear, Deep’est’ Waist Belt!

From small Wales, to Whales, created the Whirlpool,

World Cup is Not played on Field, but in Board Room;

Seems our beloved ‘INFANT’ino also too got Bored,

As many as Feet; there’re as many Balls! With Swords! 😊

© Pranav Chaturvedi 2026

Everyone Knows That Indian MEDIA Suffer From ‘Foreign DEGREE’ Inferiority Complexes! From Villages To Cities! YAWN! :)

Welcome The NEW INTELLIGENCE AGENCY In The World -> (NIB) AKA Ninja Bureau Of JAPAN! :)

 

From being Pacifist, To, Building Pacific Rim,

Strait from Manga Books, may also from SIMS;

Another Eye added now to FVEY’s Five Eyes,

Our beloved Ninja Hattori and of the Samurais’.

Would be trained by SCOOB, &, WSJ’s MI6!

To the Trans-Pacific Alliance -> Aye Aye a Hit!

Would fight Kung-Fu PANDA’s MSS & the Rest,

As per the directives and on the FVEY’s behest!

A New Intelligence has born of Yours & Mine,

Must welcome it, leaving Manga & Hentai behind;

ERA Of ABE SAN has gone, of Takaichi’s begins,

Our beloved Ninja Hattori has got New Wings! 😊

© Pranav Chaturvedi 2026

Five Eyes (FVEY) Will become Six Eyes (SEY) After Induction Of Ninja Hattori From Japan! :)

On A ‘Lighter Note’ -> Viktor’s Daughters’ Were Also True JULIET?

 

A bite on the lips that moved even the Hybrids,

In the battles B/W Humans, Vampires, & Lycans!

She awoken pure breed slept for the millennia,

Anticipating; curing the Lycan Romeo’s Panacea!

But, it were the Viktor’s Daughters’ who sought,

Now You Agree With This Hypothesis? Algorithms Are NOT Controlled By COMPANIES But One Split Part Of The Topmost DEEP STATE To Galvanize Whatever MOVEMENT They Want In ANY Nation, Including In Their OWN! They MADE INTERNET A Disgust, Like Them!

 

Select first from the beneath,

To start Anywhere Revolution;

But first, they ATE Good ones,

So, no enemy remains for them!

Before; complicit non-profits,

HOMESCHOOLING Is A Far BETTER OPTION In TODAY's Era, AS, Then You Can CARVE Something DIFFERENT Which Is MUCH BETTER & FILTERED From The CROWD! And TRULY LEARNED People Would AGREE With ME! :)

As Oscar Wilde Once Said In His Poetry -> "We All Live In A GUTTER!"……..Wherein ‘INSECTS’ Get FELICITATED! :)

 

The butterfly flies in the skies you cannot see,

What you cannot see, can’t be in your reality!

In 4 seasons what you see more, is real for thee,

Thus, you can’t imagine beyond Insects! Agreed?

What needs to be searched or researched in deep,

One Must Get In Return What They’ve Endorsed OR Supported! Thus, Now I Hope That ‘EGGS’ Of Cockroaches’ From India Would Permeate Canada, USA, UK, China, &, Europe, & Then, MULTIPLY Into Several Hundreds Of Millions Therein In Those Nations! The World Deserves What They Endorse & Get Back In Return!😊